Inside: Yellow & fun banana quotes.
Is there a more fun and delicious fruit than the banana? The bright yellow color, the smiley shape and the delicious creamy texture all make bananas a beloved fruit by people of all ages.
Not only are bananas delicious, but they are good for you too! Bananas are high in potassium, a mineral that promotes heart health and normal blood pressure, therefore eating bananas makes your heart stronger. Bananas also help with digestion by providing starch and fiber.
If you want to celebrate your banana love, here are 57 Fun Banana Quotes, including captions for social media too! Let’s get our split on!
9 Fun Banana Quotes
1.”My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said ‘No, but I want a regular banana later, so… yeah.” -Mitch Hedberg
2. Don’t let one bad apple make you think everyone is going to be bananas.
3. I’m just bananas over you!
4. You give me all the peels.
5. Keep calm and go bananas.
6. “The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.” -Betty White
7. When life throws you lemons, go bananas!
8. Let’s never split.
9. Congrats! Let’s go bananas!
Banana Captions for Instagram
Some of our favorite banana quotes can be used to caption all the fun things on Instagram, here are a few great ones to use.
10. There’s always money in the banana stand.
11. A banana a day can keep the doctor away!
12. A banana always wants you to stay happy.
13. Happiness is eating a banana.
14. Some fall for banana and some fall because of banana.
15. Don’t be sad if you are not going straight in life, a banana is also not straight but look how good they’re doing!
16. Money can’t buy happiness but can buy a banana.
17. Wake up, it’s banana o’clock!
18. Did you know eating bananas is a proven way to reduce stress?
19. “Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.” -Daphne Guinness
20. “I’ve got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel.” -Ralphie May
Let’s Go BANANAS Sayings
21.”I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it’s fine.” -Mike Piazza
22. “If you can’t live it down, might as well live it up.” -Brantley Gilbert
23. “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” -Mae West
24. “Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others’ discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it’s funny.” -Shah Rukh Khan
25. Do you find me a-peel-ing?
26. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
27. Always be ready when the time is ripe.
Banana Jokes for Kids
Banana’s are such an easy pun line! Get ready to make all the kids (and kids at heart laugh with these fun banana quotes jokes).
28. Why did the banana fail his driving test? He kept PEELING out!
29. Why didn’t the banana cross the road? Because it can’t walk – it’s a banana!
30. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
31. “I am going bananas!” That’s what I say to my bananas before I leave the house.
32. Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They always hang around in bunches!
33. What do bananas say when they answer the phone? “Yellow?”
34. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
35. What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
36. If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? Slippers!
37. What do you call solid gold bananas? A bunch of money.
38. What’s yellow and goes 30 miles per hour? A banana in a washing machine.
39. What do you do when you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
Phrases for Banana Lovers
40. Being one day older only matters when you’re a banana.
41. “Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.” -Brendan Morrison
42. “Whenever I try to spell ‘banana,’ I feel stupid because I don’t know when to end it.” -Demetri Martin
43. “Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas.” -Frankie Muniz
44. “Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.” -Vilayanur S. Ramachandran
45. An old banana leaf was once young and green. -Nigerian Proverb
46. You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, Banana.
47. “No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana.” -Kiran Desai
48. “Donkey Kong, defender of the world’s largest banana horde.” -Nick Cramer
49. “Let me hear you say / This sh*t is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S” -Gwen Stefani
50. Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches.
7 More Fun Banana Quotes
51. “Don’t look now but I think this ape’s one banana short of a bunch.” -Larry Bernard
52. “If you can’t think because you can’t chew, try a banana.” -Lee Kuan Yew
53. Life is short, eat the banana.
54. “I look at you and wham, I’m head over heels. I guess that love is like a banana peel.” -Elvis Presley
55. “Incompetence is a double-edged banana.” -John Perry Barlow
56. “My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn’t lost weight, but can she climb a tree.” -Henny Youngman
57. “I’m getting so old, I don’t even buy green bananas anymore.” -Chi Chi Rodriguez
